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So I’m in Lanzhou, China, which I’ll bet you couldn’t find on a map without the Googles (I couldn’t) and there’s a goddam pedestrian mall around the corner from my hotel that looks like the Santa Monica Promenade, complete with bums and American rap music. Note to the Party Central Committee: you’ve lost China’s youth, guys.

@Dodgerblue: Call This American Life and tell them you have an explosive monologue.

@Dodgerblue: They will ticket you for jaywalking with the quickness. On the promenade.

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