It’s All Your Fault

Our guest columnist is Geraldo Rivera.

His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman did…

No one black, brown or white can honestly tell me that seeing a kid of color with a hood pulled over his head doesn’t generate a certain reaction, sometimes scorn, often menace.

When you see that kid coming your way, unless you specifically recognize him you are thinking ghetto or ghetto wannabe high-style or low-brow wise-ass. Pedestrians cross the street to avoid black or brown hoodie wearers coming their way…

If you dress like a hoodlum eventually some schmuck is going to take you at your word.

Trayvon Martin Would Be Alive but for His Hoodie [Fox News Latino]


3:39 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

His head is as full as Al Capone’s vault.

3:41 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

Oh, and someone stole my kid and replaced him with an asshole, but at least he’s alive. He’s been profiled, but the only profile that fits right now is complete asshole. Wasn’t he supposed to do this shit in high school?

I’m taking to my bed.

(He loves Donnie Darko.)

3:56 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

Also, don’t dress in a dark suit and skinny tie, or you’ll be marked as a Dangerous Radical. At this point, your safe bet is Colorful Sweaters.

4:00 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

@nojo: Then you’ll be marked as Bill Cosby.

4:03 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

@JNOVw00tah: Correct. And who would shoot Bill Cosby? Case closed.

4:04 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

@nojo: Well, he felt me up when I was 19…

4:09 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

@JNOVw00tah: And what were you wearing? Clearly, that’s what all this is about: Fashion Victims.

4:51 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

@nojo: Slut Gear: Probably orange or yellow neon Forezna sweatshirt, Guess ankle zipper jeans, blue sneakers from Zipperhead on South Street (possibly My Adidas), cream Gazelles (could only find pic of black), dolphin earrings, and BIG hair.

5:10 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

I’ll be sure never to wear my miniskirt out in public, in case I get raped and someone says I asked for it.

5:16 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

@matador1015: Go see Coz.

7:22 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

It’s terrible, but garbage like this makes me wish Geraldo would take a wrong turn and wind up getting beaten up for being an “illegal”. After all, to somebody who’s dumb enough and racist enough he could look like one, right?

9:01 pm • Friday • March 23, 2012

I’m sure Geraldo is eating up the opprobrium. He is an attention whore and will stomp the body of murdered boy to get it.

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