Now Mitt’s Just Fucking With Us
“Asked by the AP reporter if he follows NASCAR, Romney responded, ‘Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.'” [CBS, via Political Wire]
I saw the movie. It doesn’t well for Mittens’ pals. Although I have to admit that Mittens has been Ricky Bobby-esque. Probably being chased by the (now gay) ghost of his dad who chants, “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”
/films worth watching/
Now that we’ve hosed the Oscars off the sidewalk. Jimmy Kimmel presents Movie: The Movie, possibly the greatest story every told.
@¡Andrew!: “I’m back! And I’m black!”
I needed that.
What’s the betting line on Mitt tomorrow?
@mellbell: I lost it over “Once you go Black Hitler, you never go back Hitler! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.”
So true.
Also, the female orgasm apparently is the lastest threat to “religious liberty.”
@Dodgerblue: Mitt takes Arizona (10% Mormon), Michigan is up for grabs.
Ardent? Rilly?
We need new fools.
/oh daddy!/
Adorable US Marine’s homecoming. Awwwww!
@nojo: Thanks. I’ll be on an airplane tomorrow night when the results come in.
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)