The GOP Stakes Its Frottage.

Macho Man!

@ManchuCandidate: I’m thinking an updated Village People for the GOP candidates of the 2012 election, except instead of the construction worker, cowboy, et al, we have:

The Village Idiots

— Frothy Mix dressed as priest carrying a big crucifix to exorcise vaginas
— Dr. Evol dressed as a Revolutionary War soldier lugging around a bag of gold coins
— Newticle dressed as an astronaut with a breathing tube conveying the smoke coming out of his ass as his sole source of oxygen
— Mittens dressed as well…a capitalist pig 1%er in a Brooks Brother suit, an Irish Setter with diarrhea on leash

And Manchu, I challenge you to rework YMCA to YGOP. Go!

Lindsey and Mitch should consider Comfortably Numb.

@SanFranLefty: I once rewrote YMCA as AARP for a friends 50th b’day.

“Young man” became “Old fart”.

@Dave H: All sentient observers of this trainwreck/clusterfuck should consider and adopt it as a mantra.

@SanFranLefty: I overlooked the most obvious choice. They don’t need a new anthem for the GOP. There’s one already available that should set very well with a base that already LOVES the battle flag. Might as well use the song too. Time to bring back “Dixie”.

@SanFranLefty:
Ha, the Village Idiots seems quite fitting.

I’ll work on it tomorrow.

@Dave H: Hands off my Comfortably Numb. But in the spirit of compromise, I’ll allow Money.

Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, just pull your boot straps up.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in low tax town
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you’ve got loads of dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways “wink wink” to have a good time.

It’s fun to stay at the P-G-O-P.
It’s fun to stay at the P-G-O-P.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …

IIt’s fun to stay at the P-G-O-P.
It’s fun to stay at the P-G-O-P.*

You can project onto others , you can stay in the closet
You can do whatever you feel …

*Projecting-G-O-P.

@ManchuCandidate: :clap, clap, clap: