It’s a Dog’s Life

(muttering) Bastard. Just coz noje’s got nothing better to do than troll the internets morning noon and night! I was so going to post on this. But I would so have done it…

BETTER!.

Hint. The dogs get into the act.

In Jolly old England, it’s called a “Brave Sir Robin”… or so I’m told.

Let me see if I get this straight: The guy wants to make it so if you search
“Romney “ you get a site that has the definition “to defecate in terror”. What if you search to “defecate in terror”?
Does it bring you back to the “Mitt Romney official website”. I can see how this can become confusing.

@Benedick: I was going to do a post about that and then other stuff got in the way. Meanwhile, Westminster Kennel Club!!!!! The highlight of February in NYC!

@SanFranLefty: D O G Z !

(Yes, we all know noje is a ‘cat person’. Whatever. Tell it to the ‘Creative Partner’)

Dan Savage’s crude attempt … It was neither crude nor an attempt – it fucking worked.

@Benedick: Not counting the four family dogs I’ve consorted with. Including the behemoth Husky who insists on being a lapdog.

@Benedick: Should I click that link? I’m on the fence. There are dog results involved. I’ve had bad luck with dog results in my time.

Off thread, but anybody watching walking dead? Besides you, RML, put your arm down. There was a scythe involved this episode. A SCYTHE! I can die happy.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Speaking of scythes, SCOTUS Justice Breyer was robbed at machete-point at a vacation house in the Caribbean. That’s a new one.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I’m waiting for them to get off the damn farm, but I’ll accept a townie shootout.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Click it. You know you want to.

@nojo: I like the farm. It reminds me of Euro-twink porn sets. Plus, amber grain compliments blood splatters very well.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: How about when Rick whipped out his Python in the final scene?

@nojo: That could happen next week.

@redmanlaw: Ya gotta love the python.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I believe he has the six inch model. The blast from one of those is quite amazing.

@redmanlaw: Is there an 8 inch model? 6” seems a tad dinky…

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I think you can get them up to 10. I think some even use it on bear.

@redmanlaw: I’ve had them up to 10”. They all shoot the same way.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: The Python.

ADD: Research confirms the Python can be used on bears smaller than a grizzly, although you should use the right load. Also, it appears that the Python is not available in a 10 inch model.

Damn it, Fifi the Doberman was robbed! The fucking Pekinese is ridiculous!

Of course, I was rooting for Emily the Irish Setter to win Best in Show in a nice fuck you to Mittens and a thumbs’ up (paws up?) to ladiez coming back to work after having their pups.

@SanFranLefty:
That Peke looked like a hairy caterpillar.