C.U.M. Together for Santorum!

This exists. No, really. Swear to God. Direct from his website. We are so not worthy.

Rick Santorum for President [via @KeithOlbermann]
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Santorum’s next ad:

I’m fighting for five main issues:

Fiscal responsibility.
United States of America
Defense
God
Energy indepenence

So I’m asking the conservatives to unite behind me: C.U.M together and help me push F.U.D.G.E.

@Serolf Divad: Excellent.

Just when you think this campaign can’t possibly get any better somehow, magically, IT DOES!!!!!!!!

Almost as bad as
Canadian
University
Naval
Trainee

and

Canada
Conservative
Reform
Alliance
Party

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