C.U.M. Together for Santorum!

This exists. No, really. Swear to God. Direct from his website. We are so not worthy.
Rick Santorum for President [via @KeithOlbermann]
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Cum together, dawg; woooo!
Santorum’s next ad:
I’m fighting for five main issues:
Fiscal responsibility.
United States of America
Defense
God
Energy indepenence
So I’m asking the conservatives to unite behind me: C.U.M together and help me push F.U.D.G.E.
@Serolf Divad: Excellent.
Just when you think this campaign can’t possibly get any better somehow, magically, IT DOES!!!!!!!!
Almost as bad as
Canadian
University
Naval
Trainee
and
Canada
Conservative
Reform
Alliance
Party
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