Because It Worked So Well for John McCain
“In an interview with Wolf Blitzer that will air today at 5:25 pm E.T. on CNN, Newt Gingrich said he will ask Sarah Palin ‘to play a major role’ in his administration if elected president.” [TPM]
how long will it take callista to figure that shit out? some nut job christian group already made newt pledge not to cheat on his wife….this time.
http://www.newser.com/story/135259/newt-gingrich-writes-personal-pledge-to-not-cheat-on-his-wife.html
at least this time newt can cheat with a fairly good looking chick. fading beauty, but enough to last if newt acts fast enough.
Ladies & gentlemen: the leading intellectual of today’s GOP. The savior of Western Civilization. A transformational figure.
@jwmcsame: fading beauty
Have you seen her in HD?
I had that experience a couple weeks back — a Fox interview, live from Wasilla, in her (presumably) perfectly lit living-room studio.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Her beauty hasn’t faded. It’s dried up and cracked.
Majesty of the Law TJ:
Scalia and Thomas are pissed that the rest of SCOTUS doesn’t want to fry a guy whose attorney quit without telling him.
@SanFranLefty: They just want to go to the execution and jerk off.
You’re going to rip their faces off in a post on this travesty, I hope.
@SanFranLefty: “Even so, the jury’s vote recommending the death penalty was 10 to 2, the minimum required under Alabama law. ” Wait, what? Is that unique to Alabama?
@nojo: i try not look or listen unless it’s lisa ann portraying palin
http://www.thisis50.com/profiles/blogs/784568:BlogPost:8266392
obviously, newt plans on doing the same.
@SanFranLefty: did thomas actually comment verbally this time? he usually just mimes. i can picture a mime expressing sadness, but how does a mime express anger without shattering the imaginary glass wall separating the mime from his audience or in this case the plaintiffs/defendants?
@mellbell: IIRC, the Warren Burger-King Court allowed for majority vote criminal convictions and even death sentences.
So much for Twelve Angry Men.
@jwmcsame: Maybe Newt will put her in charge of EPA, then carry out his pledge to eliminate the agency and send her back to Wasilla, Phoenix or whatever hellhole she is occupying.
Stinque Programming Notice: No, we will not be covering the Rob Lowe/Peyton Manning Twitterganza, because we have no fucking clue what’s going on with that.
@nojo:
My first thought was different – get Caribou Barbie to come to DC so he can “mentor” Bristol…
@Serolf Divad: Did Newt just throw a Fail Mary?
@nojo: The last time Rob Lowe was caught between two siblings was what, 1988?
@Nabisco: Which Manning was Whore Cinderalla?
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