A sweater vest appeared beneath our tree, I guess that means it’s Christmas. Don’t worry, the bomb squad has been called.
In honor of the holiday, my favorite carol
Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Wash and Kalamazoo
Nora’s freezing on the trolley
Smaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo
Don’t we know archaic barrel
Lullabye Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold
Boola Boola Pensacola hullabaloo
Happy day everyone
I’m on Maui, just saw a whale jump. Where’s the rum?
I can’t believe no one suggested Shelly-O wear a mat lipstick instead of that gloss. All I could do was look at the two weird shiny spots on her top lip.
It’s a beautiful day in Cave Creek. I’m going to have to get dressed and take Lucy for a walk because it’s too warm to sit around in my pajamas and fuzzy bathrobe.
Happy Holidays, kids.
High culture. Love it.
Happy holidays, you beautiful cynics.
@Dodgerblue: Consideraly better than Chinese food and a movie, my friend.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I went snorkeling amd chased a humu humu around. Those little fuckers are fast.
Three hour, six mile hike in the Marin Headlands to the top of Hill 88, where the U.S. military had nuke missiles ready for the Attack of the Russkies on Ess Eff. Air quality was shit today (could see the inversion layer to the east over Excremento) so no good shots of the Pacific or The City.
Back from my big Christmas adventure. First down time since . . . Thursday?
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