Mercedes Abuse
In the past I have railed about Bentley Abuse, most notably here and here.
But there is a new problem.
This is a Mercedes Benz SLS.

It costs almost $200,000. It has iconic gullwing doors. It is outrageously fast. If I could have any car in the world, I would have this one.
And that car has been violated by some Arabs.
Matte pink on one the greatest supercars in the world. And Jesus wept.
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Why would anyone use a mat finish on a car? That bothered me more than the color. It looks like it was done in someone’s garage in the middle of the night on a bet.
This does not worry me as much as Birks with socks (possibly grey) and putative cargo shorts.
@Benedick: Grey when bought or dingy grey?
@Benedick: Right? Although I must say I was not aware that Pepto Pink was a color some associated with speed and sex.
Clearly you’re not English.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: One of my Bentley posts features a photo of Paris’s Pepto-colored Bentley. It’s an abomination.
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