Great Moments in Self-Parody
Not content to let Deranger Rick and Penn State steal the spotlight, Herman Cain! roars back today with a new website devoted to
smearing his accusers getting out the truth about the Vast Perry/Romney/Obama/Media/Reality Conspiracy that will not rest until he’s taken down.
His lead post relates an Atlanta TV story that proves beyound doubt his innocence:
Private investigator TJ Ward said presidential hopeful Herman Cain[!] was not lying at a news conference on Tuesday in Phoenix.
Cain[!] denied making any sexual actions towards Sharon Bialek and vowed to take a polygraph test if necessary to prove his innocence.
Cain[!] has not taken a polygraph but Ward said he does have software that does something better.
Ward said the $15,000 software can detect lies in people’s voices.
Okay. First, we’d love to see how his Truth Software handles Apple’s Siri. But let’s see how Herman Cain! fares:
CBS Atlanta’s Mike Paluska played Cain[!]’s speech for Ward into the software and watched as it analyzed Cain[!]’s every word.
If he is hiding something this thing would have spiked way down here,” said Ward. “He is being truthful, totally truthful. He is a man with integrity and he talked directly about not knowing any incident he is accused of.”
Well, that’s settled.
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