Modifications Include Substituting a Can of Crisco and a Sack of Potatoes for Lincoln and Douglas

“A group of tea-party activists in Texas will host a ‘modified Lincoln–Douglas debate’ between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich next month.” [NRO, via Political Wire]

nojo
3:19 pm • Monday • October 24, 2011
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ManchuCandidate

3:23 pm • Monday • October 24, 2011

A debate between a Douglas Fir and a Lincoln Log would be more intelligent.

al2o3cr

3:32 pm • Monday • October 24, 2011

And by “modified”, they mean replacing that DFH Lincoln with a second, louder copy of Douglas.

Actually, they should just run it as a telethon – whoever can huck the most books before time runs out is declared the WINNAR!

ManchuCandidate

3:33 pm • Monday • October 24, 2011

@al2o3cr:
So I’m guessing the over/under would be 9.

lynnlightfoot

2:07 am • Tuesday • October 25, 2011

@ManchuCandidate: COTD!

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