We Fast-Forward to 3:49 So You Won’t Have To

Las Vegas. Night. Greta Van Susteren is interviewing Wayne Newton and Michele Bachmann after the GOP debate. Action!
“I will support this beautiful lady as long as she wants to go,” Newton said, as he repeatedly caressed Bachmann’s arm.
“That’s pretty hot,” Van Susteren said.
At the end of the clip, Newton moves in for a kiss, which Bachmann adroitly dodges so that it lands on her forehead.
We’ll open the bidding with “That’s more action than she gets from Marcus.”
Wayne Newton cuddles with Michele Bachmann on Fox News, kisses her [Yahoo]
Danke schoen.
He looks a bit like Swartzenegger in that picture.
I wonder if he kisses his mother wit that mouth….
@Mistress Cynica: Someone had to say it.
Twitter suggests that I follow Sophia Vergara. You know I would.
@Dodgerblue: To the ends of the earth to drink her bath water out of her left Manolo, I imagine, you old romantic, you?
DRINK! When are you free? Clubhouse me!
@Dodgerblue: Ah, let me look…
So now she knows how W felt when Mish jammed her tongue down his throat.
@Dodgerblue: harumph. The best I get are stand-up comics, moussed war correspondents and the occasional Russian bridespambot.
“I really want to kiss you now.” Broadway Joe brangin’ the moves.
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