The Singularity

This is just mean!

BTW. Has the voice been hacked yet? Can you substitute other voices? ‘Brad’, for example? Can we then ask Brad about his sexual preferences? Cause I’d be all over that.

TJ:
Spanish babies stolen [connivance of Church and government]

Just when you think you’ve already heard about just about every vile thing humans can think of to do, along comes a story like this.

@Benedick: In the UK, Siri is a gentleman.

I imagine Apple will add voice choices sooner or later, as well as Other Fun Shit. This round they’re trying to nail the fundamentals.

ADD: Apple doesn’t throw dice with this stuff. Is there a reason Brits would be more comfy with a dude?

@nojo: You mean apart the whole men being more trustworthy thing?

I’m Basil.

Expect a lot, don’t you? By the way, I just mailed your folder of asian tranny porn to your mother.

@Benedick: There’s certainly a Wodehouse angle there…

So if Brit Dude is “more trustworthy”, I’ll take a guess at American Girl: Less Threatening.

@nojo: You could be on to something, as the bishop said to the actress.

@Benedick: It could be a Singapore gay accent. Hotter.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: To each his own.

It’s fucking raining again. We’ve had more than twice the average rainfall. Which is how my inflorescences got so swollen. I mean, they’re huge. Not that I’m complaining. It’s just that when they get this big you don’t know what to do with them.

@Benedick: That’s what she said.