Dead Trees Tell No iTales
A year-old girl finds magazines distressingly unresponsive to her touch, because, y’know, that’s how flatscreens are supposed to work. We presume it’s our duty to fret about the future of humanity in a world of iGadgets — and if we don’t, somebody else will — but honestly, we canceled our remaining magazine subscriptions, oh, eighteen months ago, so we’re probably not the best advocate for Traditional Reading Values.
[via Yahoo]
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Idiocy here we come, but the bigger problem is most magazines weren’t worth reading anyway.
Serolf!! Comments are off!
Big deal. Babies are always doing stupid shit.
I’ll see if I can dig it up, but I recently read an article where toddlers were given BlackBerrys, and they kept trying to do the iPhone screen swipe.
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