Everybody Dreams of Bill Clinton
“Mike Huckabee has been approached by Republican and conservative activists unhappy with the current crop of presidential hopefuls and he is considering entering the fray, two sources who have spoken with Huckabee told Reuters.” [via Political Wire]
CBS:
A source close to Huckabee tells CBS News, however, that “there are certainly people that have asked him to reconsider his decision, even more so lately, but at this point that is not something he is doing.”
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
They should tempt him with free pie.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Hahahahhahahahhahahahaha.
They already have a number of retards in the line-up. What the fuck is he supposed to bring to the mix?
@FlyingChainSaw: Graphically demonstrate that Chris Christie won’t be a contender until he gets stomach stapling?
@FlyingChainSaw: He will bring the enormous Coke-sucking fatness of US Americans. “When was the last time you saw your dick?” fatness, and let’s not think of how you do pottty. Fatness will explode fecal matter all which ways. Up your nose. In your eyes.
That’s the fatness that can never be elected cuz we’re all running down the beach at Baywatch with our tits ‘n’ dicks flopping’ and our positive attitude shining like a beacon across some of California’s premiere beaches.
You can’t be preznit ifn you am BALD or (worster) FAT.
How do I know this thing? I watch Judge Judy.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.