Bachmanns Do Buttsecks
At a recent campaign stop Michele and Marcus demonstrated some favorite positions.
Woof!! Woof!!
But you know, he’s probably thinking of Tom Cruise
Crazy Eyes
Steamin’ and a-rollin’
Crazy Eyes
You never have to guess
When you hear the tooting of the whistle
It’s Marcus at the throttle of the Crazy Eyes Express
@ManchuCandidate: He’s so totally bottom I can’t think what got into him.
@Benedick: I really don’t want to think about what gets into Marcus Bachmann.
@JNOV: Much more squalid. Refugee BYU musical theatre majors making a run for the coast, any coast, and getting stranded in the bus station in Minneapolis waiting for the express out.
You haven’t eaten in two days and the nice fat man says Roy Rogers is all your own. He’s got the complete 9 CD edition of Maureen McGovern covering Jimmy Webb back at his hotel room. You could stretch out on the OTHER twin bed and let the music take you someplace you never been before. There’s a cake that’s melting and how come your pants are gone? But who cares, funny fat mans gonna give you a back rub and you miss your buddies on the cheerleading squad, specially Mikey. But you got his number and he promised he’d call and you can’t keep your eyes open even though…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.