Not to Be Confused With Chocolate Salty Balls, Which We Wouldn’t Eat Either

Yes, It’s True: Ben & Jerry’s Introduces ‘Schweddy Balls’ Ice Cream Flavor [NPR, via LuxMentis]
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Now, if you fellahs will excuse me, I’ve got some Schweddy balls to lick!
They lost me at malt balls.
To be fair it could have been “Painful Rectal Itch.”
Sometimes I’m glad I’m lactose intolerant.
@ManchuCandidate: The WaPo told me two things about that yesterday: Much higher likelihood among Asians, and yogurt is a good alternative because somethingsomethingsomething related to the breakdown of something else.
Oh, and you can use yogurt to make cheese. Or more yogurt. Then cheese.
“Cheese” and “schweddy balls” …. ewwwwww!
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