Steven Seagal Remakes Old Yeller
“Actor and ‘Lawman’ Steven Seagal is being sued for conducting a raid on an Arizona man’s home alongside deputies of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, which allegedly resulted in the accidental death of the man’s puppy… The raid was taped for an episode of Seagal’s A&E reality show, Steven Seagal: Lawman.” [TPM]
Was the Fat One outed by his ex-wife Kelly “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful” Brock as a weak coward who made up his life story as a CIA hitman?
Steven Seagal … alongside deputies of Sheriff Joe Arpaio…
Wow, I have gay porn with fewer pictures of enormous assholes. Who greenlit THAT project?
I don’t even have to manufacture outrage over this.
Oh, this is a new dead puppy. I thought this was an old story. Man, it’s tough to keep up with all of Arpaio’s shit.
A penguin told me he works for the Taliban. ;)
Twitter informs me that L.A. jiggled a little this afternoon.
Then there was that ex-Marine who was shot 71 times by Tucson police when they broke in on the dude’s house in a botched raid.
http://azstarnet.com/news/local/crime/article_b3177522-baa0-5c9e-9f0d-d3d7da6e9e4b.html
@nojo: 4.2 up in Newhall. Move on, folks.
@Dodgerblue: 4.2? And somebody felt it?
@nojo: Well, a lot of white trash up there, and it doesn’t take much to make those single-wides move.
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