Rick Perry Mystery Solved!

Warning: Garden Shears Not for Pruning Human Face

Reason No. 487 to avoid doing yard work.

TJ: Alec Baldwin with gray hair, yea or nay?

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I like it, but I’m biased, being a silverhair myself.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: reason #1 to avoid yard work: shit just grows back too damn fast. i have a neighbor who has a $3500 john deere overgrown childs toy to ride around on mowing his quarter acre. then he breaks out his gas powered, sonic crowd dispersing, back pack leaf blower for a two hour job on his little driveway that barely holds two cars. the encore is weed eating to while away what for anybody else would be a relaxing, enjoyable saturday. this happens every saturday, especially when there’s something good on tv. i pray for rain every fucking saturday. of course this guys garage is psychotically crystal clean and over organized. he keeps the garage doors wide open so everyone can see for themselves.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Dude needs a haircut (same event, different angle), but he’s still got it.

@mellbell: I don’t know about that.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Terrible picture. Face looks weird. Jack lose some lbs?

Found a white hair while tying up the pony tail the other day.

As long as he doesn’t do anything stupid like leave 30 Rock and try to run for office, I’m fine with (almost) whatever coif Alec wants to sport.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: He will have to become seriously decrepit (gray and flabby doesn’t count) for me to stop finding him attractive.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: The gray hair is not a problem, the rest of his presentation could use some work. Maybe the men in the room could explain the problem with his shirt collar — is it a shitty shirt or is it too small? Seems to me, if you’re going to wear a suit jacket and tie, your collar tips should be not be flapping out over your coat. The hair is fine in the straight-on picture, but from the side — yech! Can this man not afford a stylist?