Of Course, She’ll Be 69 in 2016
“Former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell said on Monday he doesn’t believe Hillary Clinton is ready to retire from public life and the possibility of someday becoming the first female president ‘would probably be too much for her to resist.'” [Politico]
Part of me thinks this is just Ed trying to keep himself on the radar. Come to think of it, why isn’t he hosting something on either MSNBC or CNN? I know, I know – he’s a sports guy, but that’s just a hobby. It’s politics that put the “fast” in Fast Eddy.
GODDAMMIT GIVE ME CIGARETTES BEFORE I START WRITING HATE MAIL TO EVERYFUCKINGONE AND BEFORE I START POSTING DIC PICKS ON A BLOG “Pictures Men Send Me. No Airbrushing.”
NICOTINE or the dick pics go up!
@JNOV: ah, nicotine. Say all the bad things you want, but it *does* take the edge off.
@chicago bureau: Yeah. I think we’re at hour 24 of cold fucking turkey. I’m very uncomfortable.
@JNOV: Have you tried the nicotine gum? That’s the one thing that I find helped.
@JNOV: It’s tough but remember why you want to quit and how nasty smoking is. I was up to almost 3 packs a day when I quit. I could hardly breathe. I’m thankful every day that I held out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve now made it to Eye-Gouging Stage. 42 hours into hell.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?