Of Course, She’ll Be 69 in 2016
“Former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell said on Monday he doesn’t believe Hillary Clinton is ready to retire from public life and the possibility of someday becoming the first female president ‘would probably be too much for her to resist.'” [Politico]
Part of me thinks this is just Ed trying to keep himself on the radar. Come to think of it, why isn’t he hosting something on either MSNBC or CNN? I know, I know – he’s a sports guy, but that’s just a hobby. It’s politics that put the “fast” in Fast Eddy.
GODDAMMIT GIVE ME CIGARETTES BEFORE I START WRITING HATE MAIL TO EVERYFUCKINGONE AND BEFORE I START POSTING DIC PICKS ON A BLOG “Pictures Men Send Me. No Airbrushing.”
NICOTINE or the dick pics go up!
@JNOV: ah, nicotine. Say all the bad things you want, but it *does* take the edge off.
@chicago bureau: Yeah. I think we’re at hour 24 of cold fucking turkey. I’m very uncomfortable.
@JNOV: Have you tried the nicotine gum? That’s the one thing that I find helped.
@JNOV: It’s tough but remember why you want to quit and how nasty smoking is. I was up to almost 3 packs a day when I quit. I could hardly breathe. I’m thankful every day that I held out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve now made it to Eye-Gouging Stage. 42 hours into hell.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.