Family Values

Ab$tinence for thee, but not for me.

They develop in the womb so fast these days, don’t they?

@Serolf Divad: Vitamins. Plus moose juice.

which book do alaskans use to pick their childrens names? it figures a guy named after a scar on a junkies arm who bangs up a chick named after a water filter would come up with a more creative (or destructive) name than kyla grace. how bout clean jones palin? how far down the list was oxie pure palin?

@jwmcsame:
Apparently the Sears Catalog.

I expect the next Palin to be named Swiffer.

Abstinence for some; thick, sweet, juicy kahks for others. No one can explain it.

@ManchuCandidate: +1. “Swiffer, put down that shotgun and come and eat your pop-tart.”

@¡Andrew!: I suspect there’s a tie in with Jebus somewhere.

@jwmcsame:

The Oxyclean people must not have been willing to pay enough. ;)

If Footpath and Water Filter waited until she was three months along to get married, I am assuming it was because the lawyers needed time to negotiate the financial package she and her family are receiving in exchange for being tied matrimonially to the Palins.

Inquiring minds want to know: how much?

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: While you’re investigating, wasn’t Footpath supposedly on the warpath in Iraqistan? Is this a Victory Baby?

@Nabisco: if junkie scar was off at the neo-crusades 9 months ago, then the daddy could only be one of two: Levi Johnston strikes again. Or finally after all the false predictions and anxious waiting……..the second emaculate conception. Jesus Christ Palin or in this case Jesse Christie Palin. Who’d a thought the second coming would be female? Does this mean sarah really was talking to God? What will Jesse Christie’s first miracle be? Maybe she’ll turn Obama into a Democrat.

@jwmcsame: I have a sneaking suspicion that this luv child was not the product of immaculate ejaculate.

I’m so proud of us all!

@Nabisco: Track returned home in September 2009. So no Victory Baby, at least on that premise.

@nojo: Levi coulda still been sneakin’ around. inabstinence knows no moral boundaries.