An Army of None
“Yesterday Newt Gingrich laid out a new argument for why he should be the GOP presidential nominee: He’s got the most Twitter followers. But according to a former Gingrich staffer, he bought them.” [Gawker]
Isn’t that the GOP way?
Newt’s people should have just been more hip and said he was the biggest twit in the bunch, though Bachmann’s followers might have wanted to argue. ;)
Oh my god, the FAIL is palpable, like a garlic fart in an elevator on a hot day.
Gabrielle Gifford is on the House floor! Check this out: http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/08/01/house-passes-debt-limit-deal-269-161-rep-gabby-giffords-returns-to-vote-yes/
@al2o3cr: One dollar, one vote.
@Dodgerblue: That and the announcement from HHS that contraceptives are considered preventative medicine and must be covered moving forward by insurance companies are the two bright spots in DC today.
Being King of Twitter is like being top of the score board on Galaxian. Sure it’s fun being number one, but it’s not going to get you laid…
Yeah, my analogy falls apart because it’s based on the assumption that Newt didn’t pay another kid to put his name on the scoreboard…
Very LOL to you Newty. Even Scott “Dilbert” Adams, who became his own number one fan on the intertubes to defend himself, laughs at your supreme pathetic-ness.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.