Like a Candle Blowing Wind
“A man suffered life-threatening burns Monday after a portable toilet he was using exploded, apparently after he lit a cigarette.” [Raw Story]
Gotta watch out for that built-up methane, there.
I hate it when that happens.
BTW. Just saw Mike Lee on Hardball. What an asshole. A real triple threat: smug, fat and delusional.
@Benedick HRH KFC: You’ll have to narrow down that description to one that covers less than 77% of AmeriKKKans.
Whoa. This can’t be true, because we all know:
1. No one, and I mean no one, wants to use a Johnny on the Spot unless one would be arrested for using the great outdoors as one’s place of business.
2. No one, and I mean no one, forced to enter a Johnny on the Spot would be in there for #2 unless #2 were aqueous and one was commando (think about it).
3. No one, and I mean no one, would sit in a Johnny on the Spot unless one was legless or had no other means to hover.
4. No one, and I mean no one, would inhale in a Johnny on the Spot let alone relax and contemplate life’s mysteries while smoking in one.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?