Like a Candle Blowing Wind
“A man suffered life-threatening burns Monday after a portable toilet he was using exploded, apparently after he lit a cigarette.” [Raw Story]
Gotta watch out for that built-up methane, there.
I hate it when that happens.
BTW. Just saw Mike Lee on Hardball. What an asshole. A real triple threat: smug, fat and delusional.
@Benedick HRH KFC: You’ll have to narrow down that description to one that covers less than 77% of AmeriKKKans.
Whoa. This can’t be true, because we all know:
1. No one, and I mean no one, wants to use a Johnny on the Spot unless one would be arrested for using the great outdoors as one’s place of business.
2. No one, and I mean no one, forced to enter a Johnny on the Spot would be in there for #2 unless #2 were aqueous and one was commando (think about it).
3. No one, and I mean no one, would sit in a Johnny on the Spot unless one was legless or had no other means to hover.
4. No one, and I mean no one, would inhale in a Johnny on the Spot let alone relax and contemplate life’s mysteries while smoking in one.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.