Balloon Boy Falls to Earth
“Newt Gingrich’s top two fundraising advisers resigned on Tuesday, and officials said the Republican candidate’s hobbling presidential campaign carried more than $1 million in debt.” [AP]
Oh the Huge-manatee.
Run up a huge bill and make others pay it. Sounds like a real Republican to me.
That Tiffany’s line of credit is looking real good now to Newt, I bet.
Apparently marital fidelity isn’t the *only* principle of Newt’s that’s only applicable to other people – chalk “fiscal responsibility” up there too…
This is all kinda interesting.
But has anyone noticed that his wife is a Cylon?
@FlyingChainSaw:
It would explain a lot. Or that his wife is willing to do anything with Newty Toot for more common than one realizes rocks.
I think we can rule out most other (more common to normal people) reasons quite easily… like love, caring, compassion, etc.
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