Shrine On You Crazy Diamond
While we were, um, contemplating the Circle of Life at the Stinque Remote Office yesterday, we noticed an unusual gift that the Plumbing Gods had bestowed on our meditations.
Somewhere in this world is a marketing executive who knows his, um, business.
Eat more fiber, Nojo.
Finally, a toilet that won’t complain when I SHIT BRIX! :)
It is an American Standard.
@Benedick HRH KFC: Yes, Glenda Jackson. I am now going to run about work hollering, “God’s deathhhhh!”
They have these grinder things in a local buffet toilet — people throw soiled underwear down there. (I wish I were making this up.)
TJ: Props to an awesome Republican for telling the rest of his party “fuck it, I don’t care what you think” when he announced he’s voting for ghey marriage in NY.
If my ancient saggy balls hang too low and get sucked down accidentally, will they be replaced with genetically identical originals under warranty? I’m concerned because of my fifth prospective wife at age 70. No kids I know of yet, but still hoping. I’ve found several hot prospects in recent days.
@RevZafod:
Speaking of multiple wives, hilarious bit about Callista making Newt dress up like St. Ronnie.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.