Shrine On You Crazy Diamond
While we were, um, contemplating the Circle of Life at the Stinque Remote Office yesterday, we noticed an unusual gift that the Plumbing Gods had bestowed on our meditations.
Somewhere in this world is a marketing executive who knows his, um, business.
Eat more fiber, Nojo.
Finally, a toilet that won’t complain when I SHIT BRIX! :)
It is an American Standard.
@Benedick HRH KFC: Yes, Glenda Jackson. I am now going to run about work hollering, “God’s deathhhhh!”
They have these grinder things in a local buffet toilet — people throw soiled underwear down there. (I wish I were making this up.)
TJ: Props to an awesome Republican for telling the rest of his party “fuck it, I don’t care what you think” when he announced he’s voting for ghey marriage in NY.
If my ancient saggy balls hang too low and get sucked down accidentally, will they be replaced with genetically identical originals under warranty? I’m concerned because of my fifth prospective wife at age 70. No kids I know of yet, but still hoping. I’ve found several hot prospects in recent days.
@RevZafod:
Speaking of multiple wives, hilarious bit about Callista making Newt dress up like St. Ronnie.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!