Jack Kevorkian, 1928-2011
I always admired his sweaters.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: They were to die for.
This concludes our Stinque Rimshot Button test. Had this been an actual gag, you would have been directed to click it.
What? No alt text? Is someone slipping?
@nojo: I knew one of you would pick that up.
@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: I usually don’t do alt text on obits. Granted, obits usually aren’t darkly ironic.
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: The judges also would have accepted “I wouldn’t be caught dead in them.”
@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Killer threads.
@nojo: Yeah, but … I thought my computer was broken.
@redmanlaw: Rumor is that Kevorkian went out and bought a Pinto precisely because it was declared a death trap.
@redmanlaw: hehehehe…evil, but oh-so-funny.
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