God’s Watching the NBA Finals
“Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) says he is considering running for president after frustrated conservative activists have pleaded with him to run. DeMint told The Hill that he has discussed a White House bid with his wife and will pray on the question out of respect for his supporters across the country.” [The Hill]
I think the idiots who push Revelations got it wrong… it’s not that all the Jews have to return to Israel and get blowed up so Armageddon can start, it’s that all the wingnuttiest wingnuts proclaiming they’re going to be running for US America preznit.
I think we need to interview fucking jesus to see what he is telling Fuckabee, Hinto’Mint and the Talibimbo.
Nojo, you have a good deal on long distance? Heaven’s a killer unless you’ve got a negotiated rate.
@FlyingChainSaw: Don’t dare question AmeriKKKan, eee-van-gel-iban Jayzus. He’ll get all infuriated then swooop down in his solid gold Lincoln Interdimensional convertible and personally demand the immediate extermination of the Poorz, the Messicans and the Hummuhsssekshals from his soapbox on the corner of Broadway and Wall Street.
@FlyingChainSaw: Since God has a JesusPhone, it’s mobile-to-mobile.
Good news! Michelle Bachman has also received the divine go-ahead. Apparently God answers the prayers of late night comedians. Colbert’s novena is really bearing fruit.
@Mistress Cynica: Excellent and just in time for Mr. Bachmann to be ripe to rekindle Cocktober this year.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.