God’s Watching the NBA Finals
“Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) says he is considering running for president after frustrated conservative activists have pleaded with him to run. DeMint told The Hill that he has discussed a White House bid with his wife and will pray on the question out of respect for his supporters across the country.” [The Hill]
I think the idiots who push Revelations got it wrong… it’s not that all the Jews have to return to Israel and get blowed up so Armageddon can start, it’s that all the wingnuttiest wingnuts proclaiming they’re going to be running for US America preznit.
I think we need to interview fucking jesus to see what he is telling Fuckabee, Hinto’Mint and the Talibimbo.
Nojo, you have a good deal on long distance? Heaven’s a killer unless you’ve got a negotiated rate.
@FlyingChainSaw: Don’t dare question AmeriKKKan, eee-van-gel-iban Jayzus. He’ll get all infuriated then swooop down in his solid gold Lincoln Interdimensional convertible and personally demand the immediate extermination of the Poorz, the Messicans and the Hummuhsssekshals from his soapbox on the corner of Broadway and Wall Street.
@FlyingChainSaw: Since God has a JesusPhone, it’s mobile-to-mobile.
Good news! Michelle Bachman has also received the divine go-ahead. Apparently God answers the prayers of late night comedians. Colbert’s novena is really bearing fruit.
@Mistress Cynica: Excellent and just in time for Mr. Bachmann to be ripe to rekindle Cocktober this year.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.