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Say, what’s that on the back of Sarah Palin’s new bus?
Join the “Fundamental Restoration of America!”
Mmmmkay. We’re not even bothering to pretend, are we?
Getting ready for the tour [SarahPAC, via @pourmecoffee]
Palin’s “Exploratory” Campaign: A Nationwide Bus Tour [RealClearPolitics]
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Grifter! ;)
A national sniff my fingers tour, leveraging the presidential elections for grift and book sales.
The Talibunny explores whole new frontiers in epic cynical opportunism.
You could not sell this as a movie plot, it is so fantastic.
Or a sniff my bike seat tour. . .
I can see it, now.
Talibunny alights from the bus, beaming with the light of the diabolically evil and conscienceless.
An assistant hands her a bicycle seat set upon a chromed mounting stalk. Talibunny smiles knowingly, and extends the seat for her acolytes to sniff, admitting it was her bike seat from when she was a teenager, when she wasn’t always rigorous about showering after basketball practice session.
Men line up, hand the assistant $50, sniff and swoon, some folding into their own knees to be dragged away by still other assistants who pickpocket them when the cameras are turned away.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.