Extensive Investigation Uncovers Callista Gingrich Photo That Doesn’t Frighten the Shit Out of Us

I’m sorry NOJO, but that one, too scares the shit out of me.

Couldn’t you find one of her standing behind a building or something?

I wonder what she smells like.

Assuming that what we see is her real hair, how does she keep it in place? Shellac?

Isn’t he less popular than Herpes?

@Dodgerblue: It looks nailed on to me.

here is neutered finding out how the fishing really is:
somewhere there is a video of this, i saw the video when this story broke:
http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/newt-gingrich-gets-slapped-fisherman-wa

and here’s ali g trying to spell neutereds name correctly. it’s not that easy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w9XI79TK_k

@Dodgerblue: She inherited Maggie Thatcher’s hairdresser.An immovable object like this has not been seen since the Iron Lady.

/facial rearrangement excuses TJ/

Apparently, “corrective jaw surgery” is the new deviated septum.

@flippin eck: She was pretty before. Now she looks like a Bratz doll.

@flippin eck: Speechless.

@FlyingChainSaw: Gin.

@flippin eck: Did not know that clearing out all that underchin fat also reduces the nose.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I would say stale red wine and Shalimar.

here is a commenter from the atlantic article “the tragedy of sarah palin” who calls himself rightwingliedetector:

“There’s one indisputable fact about Sarah Palin – her name is an anagram of Sharia Plan, which happens to be the Tea Party Republican platform for women’s rights in the 21st century. ”

too good to steal.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Ah Shalamar! Nous n’avons pas de prenon!

Callista Gingrich plays the French horn. I guess when she kisses Newt, she puts her hand up his ass. *rimshot*

@znmeb: I feel faint.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I would have guessed limoncello, Nivea and AquaNet.

@znmeb: Sexy!

@ManchuCandidate: Polls neck and neck with Syphilis, actually.