Goodbye, Max Headroom
“It is with tremendous sadness that I officially hand over the Senate seat that I have held for eleven years,” Ensign said in the statement. “The turbulence of these last few years is greatly surpassed by the incredible privilege that I feel to have been entrusted to serve the people of Nevada. I can honestly say that being a United States Senator has been the honor of my life.” [TPM]
Larry Craig is gone, Vitter’s wife probably keeps his dick in the freezer … who will fill the cheatin’ shoes for the GOP in the Senate? Larry Flynt needs to get on it.
@blogenfreude:
Naw, there will always be someone else.
Shit, you scared me! I saw the headline and thought Matt Frewer had died!
Ensign will be bidding friends and colleagues farewell from his new perch–a sling in the watersports section of the C Street dungeon. Stop by and say hi!
@SanFranLefty: Ooooo. Intresting.
@¡Andrew!: aka Big Bux Consulting Inc.
No worries – Rep. Ryan’s on track with a plan to fuck pretty much *everyone*…
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