The Born Ultimatum

The Arizona Senate passed the Birther Bill last night, which requires Presidential candidates to show either a “long-form” birth certificate — the one Hawaii’s holding back — or two of the following:

  • baptismal or circumcision certificate
  • hospital birth record
  • postpartum medical record
  • early census record

Like all Americans, we can get behind required Circumcision Certificates for Presidential candidates. Especially Michele Bachmann.

Arizona ‘Birther’ Bill A Step Closer To Law [KPHO]

JamieSommers, GET YER ASS OUTTA THERE, girl!

I can’t WAIT to see what the crazies in AZ do with this – between the adult baptizers, the “I don’t need me no doctors” crowd and the “the census will put everybody into camps” crowd it should be interesting.

I suspect that many of these same folks were probably supporting a constitutional convention to make an amendment to the only native born people allowed to run for Preznit rule to allow a certain Ahnold Black Plowman to run for the office when he was done with Kaliphonya.

@ManchuCandidate: I never bothered to look up what the “Egge” part of his name means. Interesting.

@mellbell: Wait, look up? I thought you had a doctorate in KrautGerman lit or sumpin.

ADD: re: circumcision. Mormons are good to go, but wouldn’t that rule out the Papists?

I went with Ahnold’s version. Apparently it can also be interpreted as Black Penis, but I don’t know German so I can’t say one way or another.

@ManchuCandidate: Well, schwarz is close to Schwanz (literally “tail,” but also slang for penis), so there’s that.

@mellbell: Obligatory Young Frankenstein quote: “He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!”

@SanFranLefty: After a while, you don’t even feel it anymore.

OK, now I’m convinced Trump’s campaign is one extremely drawn-out Frisky Dingo reference:

Trump: I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks

What’s next, passing out little bottles of grape soda with his campaign logo on them? Maybe he could propose a pedestrian overpass to Canada… ;)

The urge to push my nerd-glasses up on my nose and make a disparaging remark about translating German, possibly while snorting, is fortunately weak enough that I can ignore it.

If you like Mikimoto on Facebook they’ll send a buck to Japanese Red Cross … and some of those are my dollars folks.

@mellbell: Same in Yiddish, usually written as “schvantz.” Not a polite word.

@IanJ: Have I said something completely off-base?

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