The Born Ultimatum

JamieSommers, GET YER ASS OUTTA THERE, girl!

I can’t WAIT to see what the crazies in AZ do with this – between the adult baptizers, the “I don’t need me no doctors” crowd and the “the census will put everybody into camps” crowd it should be interesting.

I suspect that many of these same folks were probably supporting a constitutional convention to make an amendment to the only native born people allowed to run for Preznit rule to allow a certain Ahnold Black Plowman to run for the office when he was done with Kaliphonya.

@ManchuCandidate: I never bothered to look up what the “Egge” part of his name means. Interesting.

@mellbell: Wait, look up? I thought you had a doctorate in KrautGerman lit or sumpin.

ADD: re: circumcision. Mormons are good to go, but wouldn’t that rule out the Papists?

@mellbell:
I went with Ahnold’s version. Apparently it can also be interpreted as Black Penis, but I don’t know German so I can’t say one way or another.

@Nabisco: You give me far too much credit.

@ManchuCandidate: Well, schwarz is close to Schwanz (literally “tail,” but also slang for penis), so there’s that.

@mellbell: Obligatory Young Frankenstein quote: “He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!”

@SanFranLefty: After a while, you don’t even feel it anymore.

OK, now I’m convinced Trump’s campaign is one extremely drawn-out Frisky Dingo reference:

Trump: I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks

What’s next, passing out little bottles of grape soda with his campaign logo on them? Maybe he could propose a pedestrian overpass to Canada… ;)

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: That’s what Maria Shriver said.

/ducks/

@Nabisco: +1

The urge to push my nerd-glasses up on my nose and make a disparaging remark about translating German, possibly while snorting, is fortunately weak enough that I can ignore it.

If you like Mikimoto on Facebook they’ll send a buck to Japanese Red Cross … and some of those are my dollars folks.

@mellbell: Same in Yiddish, usually written as “schvantz.” Not a polite word.

@Dodgerblue: I like that, “schvantz”. Very dignified.

@IanJ: Have I said something completely off-base?