Don’t Ask How They Swear In the Witness
“A fetus has been scheduled as a legislative witness in Ohio on a unique bill that proposes outlawing abortions after the first heartbeat can be medically detected. Faith2Action, the anti-abortion group that has targeted Ohio to pilot the measure, called the in-utero witness the youngest to ever come before the House Health Committee at 9 weeks old.” [Fox 8 Cleveland, via Political Wire]
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If it can’t be sworn in, it’s an exhibit and subject to challenge by the other side.
King Crimson, Heartbeart
Shouldn’t that be -9 weeks old. Please? I really don’t need to add another 9 months to my age right now.
Man, the cross-examination must be a bitch to prepare for.
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