Riverdale Blue

And speaking of cut…

In another nod to male genitalia new-to-US protest group modeled on UK original calls itself Uncut. Now we have Teabaggers and the Uncut to go with our Boehner in the house and more Dicks than I’ve had hot dinners. Will Dick Armey start an astroturf counter group, Helmet Heads? Will cruising airport men’s rooms take on political overtones? Which flank of government will be the first to insert itself into the vagina? The Far-Right or Scary-Far-Right? (I think we all know the answer) If Teabaggers take to the streets will they be shooting blanks? Are the Uncut really more sensitive and is that why they tend to have a shorter fuse? What’s everyone’s recovery time like? And did we remember to bring tissues?

Here is the first shot across the bows. A Teabaggasm. The Pinkos are Stealing Our Thunder. The author has it narrowed down to the Marxists and the sissies. He could well be on to something big. Once he gets a whiff of Uncut he’ll be all over it.

I see your Archie. And I raise you…

E.T: Extinction!

@Right Reverend Benedick: Fold. And I may have to repost that later, to serve proper notice.