Jabba the Hut Offers His Thoughts on FLOTUS Fashion

Thank you, I really needed this. As Rod the Mod says: she’s got legs right up to her neck!

Rush obviously has no idea what a woman who is actually shaped like a woman looks like.

She’s gorgeous. It’s not a belt it’s a sash. It balances the chrome yaller of the shoes. Brava.

I picture Michelle grabbing Rush’s finger and pulling back until she has him cowering at her feet whimpering, “Ow ow ow ow ow” and “I take it back, I take it back.”

@blogenfreude: He orders one from a catalog every few years apparently for a wedding photo op.

Wonder how wifey #4 likes motorboating Rash’s D-cup titties.

Didja ever have a thought you wish you could unthink?

It’s hard to understand the beauty (and sartorial challenges) of high-waisted women when all you’ve ever (carnally) known is underage Dominican boys.

You forgot he’s also a coward and a limp dick.

I think MO is very attractive.

@¡Andrew!: Darling ¡A!, it’s 6:30 in the morning. I’m on my first cup of coffee. I will need a pot of coffee and a pot of bleach, thank you very much.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Excellent point.