J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets!

Good Lord!

Is Namath still around?

@Dodgerblue: Tied up in pantyhose?

You heard that shit he was talking, right?

Drunk Joe Namath.

Ricky Gervais is better than the Jets. This is one of the few times I wish I had TV.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: He seriously tried to deflate some egos. But I have a soft spot for Robert Downey, Jr. He’s one of the few in Hollywood who has actually done time. ::shrug:: I don’t like it when people pick on him.

Note to Nojo: The LA Fishwrap reports that the Tucson shooter is going to be tried in California. Guess where? Are you close enough to the federal courthouse to rent space to TV news trucks?

Pats Feel the Agony of De Feet.

:’-(

When the gunfire erupted, Mr. Stoddard knocked down his wife, Mavy, and threw his body on top of hers to protect her. Mrs. Stoddard was shot three times in the leg but was released from the hospital last week.

As the service was about to end, Mrs. Stoddard went to the microphone, wearing a red jacket and sitting in a wheelchair. Her hands shaking but her voice strong and firm, she said: “I am the woman who was married to this man. He loved God, and he loved me, and spoiled me rotten.”

A wave of laughter went through the audience. “The journey will be very, very difficult, but he died for me, and I must live for him,” she said.

“I will survive,” she added. “We will not let that gunman take that away.”

@Dodgerblue: Parking’s a bitch downtown, but it’s a quick Trolley ride from here.

@redmanlaw: Brady considered his options, and chose Hawaii with his model wife over getting rolled by the Stillers.

Rex Ryan, on the other, insists on going toe to toe with the big boys.

I just saw a commercial for the Taco Bell “Touchdown $5 Buck Box”.

Because football fans are too fucking stupid to know what “$” means.