First! Or something. Or in my case, last, as in last to bed, and dear god do I need it. G’night, Land O’ Stinque.
It’s almost 4:20 here! Oh.
I’m confused by this.
Oh wait. Math nerds have their moment. And now it’s gone.
What, no list of pithy retorts I can choose from for all my “clever” FB friends who will be posting updates at 11:11? Standards are slipping around here.
You cheated. No way this has only 111 views.
“Is that a watch in your pocket or are you sort of uninspired to see me?”
@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: Now it has 114 views… Looks like you got lucky.
@chicago bureau: Me too. I thought it was a pitch for the latest “Simpsons” pron parody. From what I’ve seen on Denton’s site, Homer’s belly is fake, but Marge’s yellow skin and blue hair are awesome.
@peggynooner: Explaining it instead of burying the gag in the timestamp would have taken out all the fun.
ADD: I guess November’s version should run at 11:11 am, just for variety.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?