Ich Bin Ein Scheisse
On our list of potential morning topics we had DADT repeal, the danger of using freeware hacking tools, a Fourth Amendment email victory, the DeviantART database crack, and a brewing CPAC scandal.
So, naturally, we went with the German children’s toy dachshund that poops.
[via Sully]
It would probably make more sense to play this game with a real Wiener dog (except use real food, not playdough.)
I think my (late) dog wouldn’t have minded. She’d have been more than happy to make friends or sell anyone out for a piece of cheese or hamburger.
OMG!!!!! Do want!!!!!
This is the most awesome toy ever. I want ten of them. I love it that it farts. Too bad they don’t make a wire-haired version.
Teevee Programming Note: Sign of the Apocalypse, Part 27:
Kate Gosselin, the TLC reality show breeder with 8 kids and a haircut that looks like she did it with a weed-whacker, guest stars with her kids on Talibunny’s reality show tonight. Lots of good Xtian fund(ies) whoring out their kids and “going camping” together.
How can people talk about Talibunny running for President with a straight face? She just wants to be Paris Hilton.
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