George Soros is Behind the Stinque Zombie Bible

Ha!

TJ/ Hey. So is The State Within a Beeb TV show? Netflix knows I’m all about spies today, and it suggested it. Don’t want to get bogged down by another series, though.

Oh, and was very happy with Sunday’s The Walking Dead. I especially like the sunrise walkie talkie action.

Wait – does that mean that Conservapedia is really a Soros front? Mama Schlafly’s gonna be PISSED… ;)

@al2o3cr: Ha!

TJ/ The State Within is Englishmen in DC! Ring me at my flat. I figure if Maddona and Gwyneth Paltrow can crappily affect an English accent, so can I.

Hanged = suspended by rope or some other stricture about the neck until asphyxiated, not so be confused with garroting and certainly not to be confused with hung.

GWAR kills Palin
watch her die
once when I was at Digital Domain in LA GWAR played for one of our Halloween parties. DD is famous for their Halloween parties. they were awful. and fabulous.

@Capt Howdy: LOVE GWAR! (Blame my kid.) Floating around, there’s some Joan Rivers interview with them.

Amazing that Beck remains on the air, but then I’m still amazed that Matt Drudge has a following.

@al2o3cr: You win the thread!

@JNOV: Nice resolution to Dead Sister. Very nice.

@nojo: It was nice, but too drawn out. I kept thinking, “If she dies, too, I won’t feel at all sorry.”

@nojo: Oh, yeah — that was fucking awesome.

@mellbell: Yeah, part of me wanted both of them to go, but you know. I’m still pleased. How about that creepy Shane scene?

Meanwhile, on the Ark front . . .

The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear (D) will announce plans for the construction of a new creationist theme park, to go along with the Creation Museum in the same state.

“The attraction is envisioned as a full-scale wooden ark that would include associated museums, theaters, amenities, event venues and outdoor parking. Preliminary indications are that the attraction could draw as many as 1.6 million guests per year and would cost at least $24.5 million to complete.”

“Beshear’s participation in the announcement suggests state incentives for the project may be included.”

rawstory.com

Fucking moron.

@JNOV: Son of RML loves him some GWAR.

@redmanlaw:

I think a theme park for creationism is a great idea – after all, nobody expects scientific accuracy from The Mouse either.

@redmanlaw: Pure politics. He’s up for re-election next year and it’ll help shore up the Baptist vote.

@mellbell: @JNOV: All the Walking Dead staff writers have been fired.

No, really. The showrunner wants to pull a Deadwood and write it all himself next season, with freelance writers when needed.

@RML: have the Young Earthers come up with a good explanation for carbon dating yet? Just curious.

@chicago bureau: God invented carbon dating to test our faith. You can’t have a Deus without Ex Machina.

@nojo: Unacceptable. Darabont is getting a little too full of himself.

@chicago bureau: It hasn’t been proved. It’s unreliable. It’s a plot. It’s a theory. I don’t believe it.

@chicago bureau:

I’m sure, if pressed, it’ll be explained as either Satan sneaking shit into the rocks to “test our faith”, Gawd fucking with us, or just another part of the vast Jewish/socialist/secularist conspiracy to turn people away from Jeebus; lotta overlap between YECs and Bircher / ZOG conspiracy nutballs.

@chicago bureau: @al2o3cr: @Benedick: I was taught that it was Satan fucking with us, yet I still received all my vaccines, antibiotics, etc. when needed. Trying to discern God-approved science and technology from “science” planted by the Prince of Lies can lead to some serious cog dis if you really stop to think about it. Fucking Satan! How does he work?

@JNOV:

Fucking Satan! How does he work?

This SOOO needs to be a music video. :)

@Benedick: @chicago bureau:

Here you go. It is, of course, bullshit and chop logic. But it is good for a larf.

@Tommmcatt of Avonlea: TL;DR but skimmed. Blargh.

@al2o3cr: Heh.