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“I’m not getting myself into another Situation,” says Celebrity Teen Mom Bristol Palin, warning Our Nation’s Young Women that if they allow Rogue Tappers into their Mama Grizzlies, they’ll be fated to a miserable life of national television and unendurable abdomens.
[via Hill Rat]
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On COME ON. My money says he’s been there and done that a long time ago.
I really hate this guy. Now Ronnie, he’s my boy! DJ Pauly D is beyond hot, well, except for that crazy ass blow out.
ADD: And THE BEST PART is that The Bituation didn’t even get laid during the first season. I refuse to watch the second season cuz they’re not in Jersey.
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