Our Plot to Poison the Hippies is Working

“Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York asked federal agencies Sunday to investigate and ban reusable shopping bags with dangerous levels of lead following a Tampa Tribune investigation that found high levels in bags sold in the Bay area.” [Tampa Tribune]

nojo
1:25 pm • Monday • November 15, 2010
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ManchuCandidate

2:07 pm • Monday • November 15, 2010

YEAH! China’s even taking over the task of poisoning US America citizens. Back off China. That’s what the over processed, corn syrup laced and salt soaked US American food is for.

Dodgerblue

2:16 pm • Monday • November 15, 2010

@ManchuCandidate: It’s really not in China’s interest to poison us since they are holding a bazillion dollars worth of our flaky paper. You can’t believe all the BMWs and Mercedes here in the workers’ paradise. I walked past a Ferrari dealership yesterday.

Prommie

2:56 pm • Monday • November 15, 2010

The plot to panic the hippies and enrich the class action industry by hyping harmless threats is working, anyway.

ManchuCandidate

4:37 pm • Monday • November 15, 2010

@Prommie:
Yes and no. In the greater scheme of things… you’re right. At least we’re not drinking heated wine out of lead cups like the Romans did.

On the other, Romans (mad with Lead poisoning) never had trial lawrats who advertise on TV and become mankind’s greatest threat.

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