If By “Plotting” You Mean “Loan America Into Oblivion,” Then Yes
“Republican Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell of Delaware said in a 2006 debate that China was plotting to take over America and claimed to have classified information about the country that she couldn’t divulge… She said China had a ‘carefully thought out and strategic plan to take over America’ and accused one opponent of appeasement for suggesting that the two countries were economically dependent and should find a way to be allies.” [AP/Google]
It’s getting to where it’s hard to tell where O’Donnell stops and Cartman starts…
Damn you General Tso!
She manages to be boring without being interesting.
First, China forecloses the notes.
Then American goes bankrupt.
Then the Chinese show up and carry off the spouses and eat the babies and drive off in our Chevys.
And his deelishous chicken, too!
She’s like a mentally challenged Sydney Bristow who’s had one too many bombs dropped on her.
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