God is Also Telling Bill Maher to Release Another Clip Tonight

Meanwhile:

“A small group of Republicans is calling on GOP gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley to fully answer questions about her past jobs, taxes she paid late and allegations of two extramarital affairs.”

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/10/01/101433/gop-group-presses-nikki-haley.html#storylink=omni_popular

Easy to answer. 1) Taxes are a crime against enterprise and she shouldn’t pay them at all. 2) She need to pestork 7-22 times a day and she wants to be considerate of her husband who has to mind the kids because it is so tough to find good sitters these days.

Re: O’Dummybunny. A real spiritual walkabout should include Mayan religion and ripping out of hearts.

Watch this. Like the Talibunny she will not interpret losing as god taking a massive shit on her face and telling her to get lost. She’ll be on TV forever advocating that kids’ elbows be fused solid so they can’t touch themselves, etc. until they get married.

@FlyingChainSaw: In fact O’Donnell will have a surgical procedure named after her, whereby infants are relieved of their genitalia altogether in order to prevent future temptation.

It will become standard practice, medically theologically justified in the service of cleanliness.

@pedo: the o,ohhh,donnell-cision??

@SanFranLefty: I think it would be more like an excision of the offensive flesh and a strong swipe with a rag doused in Lysol. And maybe a spritz of Febreze.

Three-word Facebook movie review: No there there.