It’s Colder Than a Witch’s Tit in Delaware
“A new FoxNews poll, conducted Sept. 18 and released Tuesday, shows Democratic Senate nominee Chris Coons leadng Republican Christine O’Donnell by 15 points, 54 percent to 39 percent. Sixty percent of those surveyed said O’Donnell is not qualified to be a U.S. senator, while 59 percent said Coons is qualified.” [Politico]
No, Christine! Say it ain’t so! Whip that Coons good!
Yeah.
Just like that. Keep whipping. Keep whipping! YES!
So seemingly endless hours of network teevee footage showing the candidate behaving like a lunatic psycho-bitch are a liability now?
Get the noozmedia to the Conventional Wisdom Machine–the whole gawdamned world’s gone tits up loco.
Can’t she use some maths spell to change that?
@ManchuCandidate: According to US Senatard Math, she just won the election.
@¡Andrew!:
Someone should tell wossname in Nevada.
Just dropped in to say I have an undying, irrational love for Endora.
Carry on.
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