Wait, you mean… the boss? …uh, oh.

I know, I know! The former Mr. Arianna is, shall we say, a switch-hitter.

Too easy.

saw this a couple of days ago and I thought the list of hilarious things was pretty long.

I dunno, they left out “Your husband belongs to anti-gay message boards and/or is an activist strongly opposed to gay marriage” maybe? :)

@al2o3cr: Or, “is a Republican member of Congress or the state legislature”?

OMG, what is with the leopard sisters? At least Cindy’s outfit doesn’t look like she picked it up at a garage sale from a 60 year old woman named Maude. And JD? You might as well just have worn a jacket with question marks on it.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ:

LOL, that’s exactly how I’d imagine Hayworth’s wife. I have to assume she’s also a lifelong smoker with a low raspy voice and chronic smoker’s cough.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: She (doesn’t matter which) must be pissed.

TJ: Hey Dodger & RML, check out this camouflage number

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: My EYES. That jacket under the harsh AZ sun? My retinas have been seared.

@SanFranLefty: That should come with a NSF those who can see warming label. Where did I put the mind bleach?

Well there’s a nice long list of stereotypes to get me ready for this evening’s episode of Golden Girls.

Nothing in her song “Ironic” is ironic?

Some dude sent me her first CD (well, the one that got her on the charts) with a note reading, “I thought you might like to listen to someone else bitch for a change.”

I want you to know.
I’m happy for you.
I wish nothing but
The best
For
You
Both

Yeah, this has nothing to do with anything except the Flor in my system.

Is it just me, or is Plugz looking suspiciously like George Hamilton today?

(Boehner, of course, continues to look suspiciously like a carrot.)

@SanFranLefty:

Well, on the upside, we’re pretty sure *he’s* not smuggling weapons onto the plane… :)

BTW, he apparently does this a lot.

@al2o3cr: OMG, he is my new favorite hero for wearing those get-ups through places like DFW and PHX and making everyone clutch their pearls with “The children! What if the children see this! We’ll have to explain why he’s wearing thigh-highs and short-shorts!”

@SanFranLefty: That’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

@Dodgerblue: I think you’d look cute in that outfit. I double dog dare you to wear it through LAX.

How about: “You and your husband are the same gender”.