Intel Inside

Here at Stinque World Domination Headquarters, our editorial team enjoys lively debates late into the evening over which of the Grave Issues Facing Our Republic deserves the prestigious recognition of leading off our publishing day. After a shortlist of finalists is chosen, we send our loyal pack of free-range feral interns off into the vast reaches of cyberspace for extensive research into each topic, gathering the evidence that our award-winning shadowy cabal needs to determine which story is fit to survive the dawn, and which instead will be fed into our anonymous chain-email operation for eventual inclusion at Snopes.com. Then, and only then, does our Obscenely Wealthy Publisher’s nephew finally sit down to compose the golden prose that will run over his uncle’s signature.
Or, we just say fuck it and run with geek pestorking videos.
SCORE With Tron-a-Sutra [WonderHowTo, via Kottke]
First Spike and now Tron pron. My cup runneth over.
But is his interface compatible with her AVI port?
I want a free range feral intern. Do they kill their own food?
I would have gone with cats that look like Wilfred Brimley
@Walking Still: They won’t ask you which search terms they should use on Westlaw.
What, no “blogfill” tag?
@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle: In August, “blogfill” is redundant.
Even in cyberporn, the wimmin programs are the hawtness and the men are schlubs.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?