There are only so many ways to call her a fucking moron.
@ManchuCandidate: Carla Bruni knows seven ways.
In other news, the Kentucky Libertarian Party is considering fielding a candidate against Rand Paul. On the one hand, a libertarian candidate would not likely get more than 1% of the vote (and even non-Rasmussen polls have Paul ahead by a considerable margin), and those votes could well come at the expense of Jack Conway. On the other hand, it could force Paul to elaborate on some of his, shall we say, less appealing political beliefs.
@mellbell: There’s more Randy Fun in the news today, which I’ll get to later if reality doesn’t intrude.
Snarkers everywhere have nearly exhausted their thesauri. It’s a total crisis! We’re gonna have to just stone-cold start makin’ up outraged slurs: idiosole… mortard… dumbux… World’s Wealthiest Living Brain Donor… hypo-encephalitic retread… help me out here, comrades.
@Original Andrew: Try adding “anous” or “inus” as a suffix.
wombus… nimbus… dingtard… goosegghead!
To paraphrase Frank Zappa: “What’s the ugliest part of her body? Some say her nose, some say her toes, but I think it’s her mind.”
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.