Sarko Has a Titty Fit
NSFW – and can you blame Sarkozy for trying to get this video off YouTube? She’s the FIRST FUCKIN’ LADY du FRANCE! Can’t get the embed code, but you can go to Gawker and watch Mrs. Sarkozy tell you she wants your finger up her ass. [Carla Bruni Asks for a Finger Up Her Butt, in Seven Different Languages/Gawker]
Quoi! Quoi! Dans la derierre?
Doesn’t sound right en Francais.
Hm. I can’t click through as the mouse is everywhere, watching. Would you use the familiar tense for that?
“Pousse-toi ta doigt dans mon cul!”
Sounds classy, don’t it?
She’s absolutely adorable in that video. I’d hit it.
@Mistress Cynica: I’d help you, and wouldn’t that be confusing ….
Speaking of fits, I about had a hissy when I saw Bristol Palin’s fucking photo spread for fucking Harper’s Bazaar (which I will never buy again even if the only other option at the airport newsstand is Maxim), complete with pics of her in Lanvin having a “Tea Party” with prop baby Trigg, and making cookies with Willow in Carolina Herrera.
That’s right, teenage girls: getting knocked up has terrible consequences, like $30K speaking fees, fashion shoots, designer clothes, TV appearances. Horrible, horrible things you would never in a million years want to have happen to you.
@Mistress Cynica: Right? All this video does is make me think, “Wow, she’s terribly cute.”
Wait. Bristol Palin has someone’s finger up her ass?
BTW. It is not difficult to get a video removed from youtube. Bravo Franch secret service pour le bon job formidable.
Wake me when it’s Laura Bush.
Who doesn’t like the occasional finger up the ass, anyway? Are we a bunch of prudes? Oh, nevermind.
@Mistress Cynica: I always make it a point to hang couture when I’m baking cookies, changing a diaper, appearing in a PSA about teen pregnancy, etc.
These occasions are so frequent, and when one is in the public eye one must, you know, look one’s best.
@Mistress Cynica: Definitely adorable. JPG, on the other hand, looks as ridiculous as always.
I can’t find those books on Amazon and I think I really need this kind of information.
We keep it classy over here.
god the french are so cool
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