Hot Dick-on-Dick Action
Dick Cheney on telling Patrick Leahy to go fuck himself: “You’d be surprised how many people liked that. That’s sort of the best thing I ever did.” No, shooting the lawyer in the face was better. [Think Progress]
I think Dick “DICK” Cheney is right. It was the best thing he deliberately did.
Unlike Iraq and the Deficit and pretty much everything else he did including fire arms safety (although it was off the chart on the comedy scale.)
This is not the kind of dick-on-dick action that I can approve or recommend.
I have some diagrams and usage photos if you need them.
Shooting the lawyer in the face and then having the lawyer apologize to you is the best.
Exactly – the *apology* is the key part. Anybody can shoot their buddy in the face, but only Darth Cheney could get them to feel sorry about it.
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: But do you have time-and-motion studies to back up your conclusions?
@al2o3cr: I suspect that was a less-than-sincere apology.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.